Funny Husband Wife Joke – what is the date today?

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When I reached office, I got a call from my wife…

what is the date today?”

I was wondering..then told her 12th September.

…call disconnected…

i was wondering..

her birthday? No…mine…No… anniversary…no..daughter’s birthday …no…in laws birthday anniversary…no…

gas booking..done…utility payments done…

her uncle who arrives when we want to go out, sqat and kill us and our time…his birthday …no…

Then?! Why date???

Lunch and evening tea went with spinning questions…

reached home…

Daughter was playing in car park…

Asked her….

how is the weather in kitchen? Tornado… tsunami???…

Daughter told ” all normal. Why?”..”

your mom asked me..what is the date today in the morning?”…

Daughter smiled and told me…” I tore some sheets from calendar in morning…she was confused..”. Haaaa…

Being husband is a tough job.


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